Okay, so you just couldn’t handle the realness of our exhaustive chronological preview of artists we recommend seeing at Fun Fun Fun Fest. You’re looking for the bottom line. Something a little more refined. We’ve whittled that list down to a fewer number of MUST SEE artists performing at Fun Fun Fun Fest this weekend, and we’ve given you a very brief few words as to why. This baby goes to eleven.
1. Television – Saturday, Orange Stage 5:50
Do not miss Television, because I couldn’t even find the last time they’ve played in Texas, and Marquee Moon is one of the greatest albums of all time. See this band above all else.
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2. The Tontons – Friday, Orange Stage 12:35
These young up and comers from Houston bring high energy to tiny clubs and huge stages alike under the leadership of lead vocalist Asli Omar.
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3. Johnny Marr – Friday, Orange Stage 4:15
The Smiths. I need to say more?
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4. Kurt Vile – Friday, Orange Stage 5:20
Vile’s newest ablum Wakin On A Pretty Daze is a modern masterpiece of sprawling and introspective songs.
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5. Merchandise – Saturday, Orange Stage 2:40
We saw these guys at NXNE in June, and the killed it. Sold.
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6. Unlocking the Truth – Saturday, Black Stage 12:50
Two 12 year olds, one often sporting a bow tie and the other an afro, playing metal. Convinced yet?
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7. Deerhunter – Saturday, Orange Stage 7:00
You never know what Bradford Cox is gonna come up with, but you’re gonna be bummed if you miss it.
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8. The Men – Sunday, Black Stage 2:40
The Men slay–period. They’re going to blow you away, and you’ll be so glad you took our advice.
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9. Jurrassic 5 – Sunday, Blue Stage 8:45
Let me say this slowly. Hip. Hop. Royalty. You’re not actually thinking of missing this set are you?
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10. King Khan & the Shrines – Sunday, Black Stage 8:55
Go for the gritty rock, stay for the epic costumes and stage antics. Not to be missed.
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11. Daniel Johnston – Sunday, Yellow Stage 7:35
It’s Austin, and this is Daniel Johnston. If you’ve never see him, you need to.
